First time I started to realize what I really wanted out of a man, was when I lived in Aix-En-Provence and had the excuse “I need to practise my french” when watching the TV. I had discovered a new show that I never watched before, it was called Buffy.
Buffy’s whole life purpose is to kill vampires, enters: Angel. In the french version of Buffy, everyone spoke french, and this tall, dark and handsome vampire had the sexiest deep voice and those to kill for eyes, I fell in love. Maybe 21 is a little bit too old to sit in front of the telly and dream away into a different world where I would be safe and cared for by one of the most lethal creatures to walk this planet, but I couldn’t help myself. It broke my heart when he had to leave, I mean who cares that he is a few 100 years older, men never grow up anyhow.
Spike never did if for me really, must have been the blondness, the skinniness and the fact that you never really got the feeling that you just wanted to hug him and hold him for ever and ever.
A few years passes, there where Buffy re-runs, and then someone here actually started to own the series on DVD, and I could be heart-broken over and over again when ever I felt like it.
Jump to present: The vampires are back in full force, everywhere you turn there they are. I will admit it, I am a Twilight sucker, but he will never be able to capture my heart in the way that Angel did, I mean the guy sparkles and he’s just a boy, not a real man (like Angel).
Then I found Vampire diaries, that contain not one, but two dark, deep, brooding vampires. One you want to save from himself, seriously of course I would be the one that could save him and make him a good person, and I wouldn’t die on him. However, there is the brother, could there be better boyfriend material?
I mean, someone who is going to live forever, claiming that he will love you forever, that is a pretty big deal. And what’s up with the cuddling, you are a killing machine dammit, it’s like having a cuddly terminator in bed with you. Still, so sweet and understanding, and just in tune with every need that you, or one of your bestest friends for that matter, might have.
So seriously, I am pretty sure that the vampires of today are all in to computers and the world-wide-web. So when you, yes you Mr Dark-Deep-Brooding-Handsome Vampire read this, I am single and you are more than welcome to drop me a line. There is a couple of conditions though, no killing my friends, no killing my family (I might offer up some of my exes if you are in real desperate need of blood) and please don’t drag the whole drama of the vampire world into my city. Also keep in mind that I am a night person, so if you don’t have a magic ring that allow you to walk in the sun, or are one of the sparkling ones, I have no issue hanging out when it’s dark outside.
Eagerly looking forward to hear from you.