Essen might be landlocked, doesn’t keep the drifty litter Germans from building a beach though. So after a beautiful, hotel like brekkie on Friday we went headed towards the beach. However, on the way there we stopped at the grocery store to get some fruit.
On the parking lot my bikini suddenly opens and I ask Miss Deutchland if she can quickly close it for me as I’m keeping my boobs in place. It turns out that the lock on the back was broken. How fun!
After diving into the changing room in one of the shops I managed to tie it back together and our trip could continue, do I need to mention that the bikini is now in the bin?
The homemade beach is called the Blue Lagoon and is about a 45 minute drive from Essen. Here we spent the day enjoying the scenery, reading and taking mini naps.
You could spend your Friday in a worse way!